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Similar to these aren't the droids you're looking for, Your Princess is in Another Castle is a phrase used to tell someone they're looking in the wrong place or otherwise barking up the wrong tree, often used sarcastically.
The phrase refers to a cutscene in the original Super Mario Bros. game which became a well-known gaming meme, seen at the end of every castle save for the final castle in World-8: A Toad would be waiting for you in the room immediately after the boss fight with Bowser and say, "Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle." This became increasingly frustrating, since, this being a classic Nintendo hard game, the difficulty spiked dramatically between each castle, and reaching the next one, let alone beating it, always required an even more ridiculous amount of skill.
Bob: Joe, have you seen Vanessa? She stole my car and my wallet this morning, after I brought her home from that party at your place last night.
Joe: Sorry, man, but your princess is in another castle. I haven't seen her since last night, either. I dunno what to tell you, except call the cops.
Castle Heights Middle School Is a school with a bunch of different types of people there’s the hoes , popular girls who are aggy and the popular boys who are loud as hell in class . Castle Heights Middle School is also a school no one likes
Dang bro , Castle Heights Middle School is the worst school in sc
A one punch instant knock out, specifically delivered from a male in Weoley Castle, Birmingham.
He gave him the old Weoley Castle one bomb. And that was the end of his night!
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A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.
"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate
A shitty candy store in the avenues in viera , dont go their al their candy is stale and tastes like shit.
Customer 1: hey i got sum candy froms Ajs.
Customer 2: ohhh im sooo sorry
candy from ajs candy castle tastes like asshole
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An appropriately mocking response to single men when they complain about not being able to find their ideal mate. Originated from the game Super Mario Bros. when at the end of every world save the last one Mario would be greeted by a mushroom man who would inform him "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" And when he does finally find the Princess she just sends him out to do it all over again with more difficult challenges. Represents the futility of the search for a mate in a humorous way to which the children of the 80's can easily relate.
Single guy: So I spent another Valentine's day alone at the bar, I hate my life sometimes. Where am I suppose to find a sane girlfriend?
His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.
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1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."
"Oh yeah, did your bitch get it for you?"
"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
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