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a super sexy male who gets all the ladies.he always has girls attatched to him in his bed and has impregnated aproxamately 50 girls he is also married to 12 girls who have no hair also he is sexy sexy sexy and that's why your mum loves him
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he is actually a fucking retard who is complete ass at rainbow six siege
person 1: hey do you know kyle clark?
person 2: yeah hes stupid as fuck
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first of all new zealand is not communist, second of all she is ugly, third of all she is smarter then your president, by the way shes a priminister. aslo she is not great she signed for the illegal growing of genetically modified corn when the majority of new zealand was cleary anti GE, aslo she hasnt legalized weed so she sux
its not about side affects its about being free as a being on this planet to do as one wishes.
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Puberty seems to come at later stages than average boys. And has an overly large head, legs and feet. Can be clingy and doesnt know when to let go.
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1. A combination-phrase/name of a certain CELEBRITY HAIR STYLIST; the first name JEREMY is thought to be a reference to RON JEREMY. The last name, CLARK, references a popular brand of PIRATE boots and/or footwear.
2. The initials "JC" often imply a royal ancestry that can be traced from JARVIS COCKER to JESUS CHRIST.
3. A combination of the name: JEREMY, derived from the ancient AZTEC (pronounced: Ass-Tech) word for telling a whopper: JEREMIAH. And the word CLARK, which refers to a disguised Super-Hero in a phone booth. IE: "To be a CLARK KENT Lit. Translation: "A Lying-AZTEC-Disguised-as-a-Friendly-Journalist."
4. Can also be used in reference to someone with PROPHETIC powers and a cartoon alter-ego Caped Crusader. Ie: "He who speaketh of naked-ness, yet remaineth caped." From the OLD TESTAMENT Apocryphal Erotic Book Series: "CLARK KENT HAS A HUGE JEREMIAH!" and the NEW TESTAMENT: "THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JEREMY IN CLARKSON."
5. A rumoured SHADOW PIRATE, and devoted PASTAFARIAN disguised as a mellow-mannered HAIR STYLIST from NORTH HOLLYWOOD.
6. A deadly pirate who likes to scalp his victims employing a scissor-move with 2 swords.
Girl 1: "I hear he has a large JEREMY...."
Girl 2: "And I love that he wears CLARKS... I'd let him walk all over me!"
Favorite Quote: "I am not JESUS. But I have the same initials....
Overheard in a bar: "Jeremy Clarked in my face last night right after he took all my BOOTY. After which he dubbed me his one-eyed PIRATE PRINCESS and smacked me in the nose with his SWORD.
Response: "That's DIRTY Sanchez. Go wash your face."
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An inbred animal with human features who has an extint smell that is used as a defense mechanism. If your to encounter such a beast DO NOT BREATH, the breath of one of these beasts is known to be very lethal. The way to spot on is by the caramel color and the freckers... may i tell you these clarks are very dangerous. They have knee slappers. STAY AWAY!
The Clark Bar is the worlds most dangerous predator and will stop at nothing to get dat money.
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Usually a girl that suffers from extreme disabilities, ugly genes and annoying characteristics. If you meet anyone with this name avoid them at ALL costs.
“I met a girl called Emma Clarke, minutes later I blocked her on every social media and lived happily ever after”
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