Gramma Wizard

An ugly old (or young but old LOOKING) woman who resembles or has features or characteristics of a wizard.

Girl- Thats her MOM? She looks so old!
Friend- Yeah, shes a Gramma Wizard.

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Sandwich Wizard

1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.

2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.

"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"

"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."

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Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard

"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"

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sexuality wizard

An old man in a wizard costume that tells you your sexuality with 100% accuracy. But takes your right sock as a payment

Person 1: hey i visited the sexuality wizard yesterday
Person 2: cool

Ginger wizard

A ginger wizard is a ginger fucking neek that is good at maths and computers but usually smell like watsits and a very odd wanker.

Yeah mate remember that ginger wizard that went to our school”

“Yeah I remember that twat”

Wizard Sex

Covid-19

“Hey I was hanging out with you gf and had wizard sex”

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Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.