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When you get drunk and throw up into someone's mouth then have them throw that back up into your asshole, then have then either shove their dick up your ass or tongue punch your fart box, all while both parties are wearing wolf fursuits.
1. I'm gonna Booze Wolf the fuck outta you.
Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
David Wolfe is a fucking tool.
Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
mother to all, friend to the cute, defender of evil, witch bitch.
Was that Nami Wolfe walking down the street blasting Stevie Nicks?
No you idiot, that was Stevie Nicks.
Excess hair which gros on the back portion of the neck if a haircut is not completed timely.
Those crusty kids in elementary school who pretended to be wolves, they would jump around, and bark, and howl, and it was really weird.
Kid 1: *barks*
Kid 2: “oh look its a wolf kid”
MTV's series Teen wolf, is about supernatural creatures (mostly werewolves)
it has 6 seasons and one movie (which hasn't come out yet)
the main character is Scott McCall (played by Tayler Posey) who gets bitten by a werewolf and gets thrown in the middle of the supernatural mess.
he has to fight other werewolves, hunters and other supernatural creatures. but luckily he doesn't have to do it alone, he has his pack which includes(currently): Mieczyslaw (stiles) Stilinski (played by Dylan O'Brien) Liam Dunbar (played by Dylan Sprayberry) Malia Tate/Hale (played by Shelly Henning) Lydia Martin (played by Holland Roden) Derek Hale (played by Tyler Hoechlin) Meson Hewitt (played by Khylin Rhambo) Corey Bryant (played by Michael Johnston) Alec (played by Benjamin Wadsworth)
together they fight for what's right while trying not to kill anyone
season 6 final in 2017, movie set to come out in 2022
person 1: did you watch the last season of Teen wolf?
person 2: no, not yet, but i'm close to finishing season 5