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A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*
Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.
ASS IN THE AIR.
Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.
I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.
ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.
Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.
this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?
You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?
A word you use when you find out someone you've known for a long time desperately wants to sleep with you, and you've been oblivious to their many hints over the years.
"I'd let you try and exhaust me"
"would"
Would!? You SHOULD! You're actively pretending to be another guy!
Hym "You SHOULD kill yourself, imposter! Do it on camera! Carve your wife's phone number into your chest, tie a noose, and give that chair a kick. You can do it today, too! You would be doing the world a favor."