wtf wjd

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do

Guy 1: Lets stab this baby with a fork!

Guy 2: Dude, WTF WJD?

Guy 1: You're right... a SPOON!

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WTF man?

A pharse satnding for "what the fuck, man?" Usually used when an individual is intoxicated and his friends are talking to him. It tells your friends that you are to intoxicated to follow what they are saying.

Jay: Hey, wanna go get something to eat, Dennys, Mc donalds?
Jack: ......wtf man......?
Jay: Oh...never mind then...

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yo wtf

stop playin

yo wtf

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wtf/e

what the fuck ever -- used on IM

person 1: ur hot
person 2: no im not
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: yea
person 2: no
person 1: YES YOU FUCKING ARE
person 2: wtf/e bitch.
person 1: psh. wtf/e.

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Generation WTF

An alternate name for Generation Y, referring to Gen Y's constantly asking 'Why'. Also making a subtle nod to the 1337 speak which has evolved from the early computer hackers.

Useless Generation WTF constantly bitching about doing work.

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wtf bro

A brother having white temper freckles

Male: hey wtf bro can i hit that 50 joint up cuh?
other: Nah men we ain't roll that way ya her'?
Male: ay yo homies lets get dis biz astch.
Randy: yea man let jump em.

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WTF noob!

This is what you say when a noob uses a dumb tactic or weapon, or they say/do something dumb.

Noob: lawlz 1 g0t a hedshot!!!!!~~

Person: WTF Noob!

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