A gamer boy with extremely big hands. Can definitely palm a basketball. Probably African American as determined by Kyle.
"Hey did you see that guys hands?"
"Yeah! They were huge, what a zachary"
Nicest person on earth
Takes care of his loved ones
Can fall in love with him within 3 weeks
Determined
Sporty
Knows he’s good at everything but doesn’t brag
Stands up for you no matter what
The best friend u could ask for
If u have one never let him go EVER
Zachary just won cross country
He likes sport and doesn’t do any work. And can be a massive dick head.
Zachary doesn’t do maths
Only hits triples. However, will deny ever playing baseball.
I got hit with a Zachary last night. He left in the middle of the night on his bicycle :(
a good friend you will know your whole life but then one day a zachary will start being a dick because he is a dick and will always be a dick so do not be friends with a zachary
person1 is that zach
person2 ya
person1 hey zachary
zachary shut the fuck up
Zachary is a caring person that would typically fall for an Anslee
beaner and illegal while being stinky and smelling like curry at the same time
He smells like a zachary.