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Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020


child-dialed

Similar to pocket dialing or butt dialing, this is when a small child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls your phone book. Bonus points if said child calls your psycho ex who never got over you and your ex thinks you want them back.

Gee, Gabby, what are you playing with? Is that my phone? Did you CALL SOMEONE?!?! AAAAHHH, YOU CALLED JIM!! Hello, hello, Jim? No, I didn't call you. No, Gabby totally child-dialed your num... NO NO AHHHH!!!!

by Anni G October 10, 2010


child labour

Children working under age in a job with harsh conditions and their rights taken away such as right to education

A summer job or an internship is not child labour since you can still go to school and not badly paid

Did you hear that Nike uses child labour for cheap shoe production?!

by LKZ_03 February 26, 2015

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Problem child

A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.

If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


yeet the child

where your girlfriend gave birth but you a christian boy so you yeet the child

you want me to yeet the child

by vote elon musk March 14, 2020

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Smarter Child

A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!

Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing

by Georgeie frorgy October 29, 2006

117πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Flower child

A person who was a hippie of the 1960's generation or in the neohippie movement.

Kathy is a flower child.

by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010

174πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž