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A stupid or uneducated person. Originates from the 1900s. If someone who doesn't look like even McDonalds won't want to hire them calls you a jay, they're basically calling you a fucking retard. Jaywalk(er) was rooted from the term jay and was used to keep idiots from walking in the fucking street. Jay and jaywalker were used as insults not meaning someone is dope you retarded fucking zombies.
The jay was too dumb not to walk in front of speeding automobiles.
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marijuana wrapped in paper as to be smoked
Stoner: "We're smoking the jay"
Other: "I envy you like a mug"
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Im bored lets call those jays from last night and crosley with them.
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An expression of pleasure or satisfaction that something has gone extremely well.
In times of over the top joy, Jay Fucking Bilas may be used to denote the level of awesomeness that has been attained.
Jay Bilas is one of the few sports analysts who knows his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basketball. This is the exact opposite of Digger Phelps
May also be abbreviated as JFB for texting
Dude, I just scored us tickets this weekend for My Morning Jacket!
Jay Bilas bro!!
Text from bro: Louisville just won the National Championship!
Reply: JFB!!
Wife: Well honey, looks like that pregnancy test came up negative. We're off the hook.
Jay Fucking Bilas!!!
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A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.
What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!
a beautiful soul inspiration is xxxtentacion & her husband is eminem she has a beautiful voice fav phrase is deez nuts vegan cause she don’t fw with chickens & soon to b known☝🏼
person 1: hey do you know jay roxxx
person 2: no
person 1: well shes eminems wife
A joke or pun that is so painfully unfunny, it can only be said by a person named Jay.
For a joke to qualify as a Jay Joke, the reaction from the audience must be either:
a) Everyone immediately stares at the person who made the joke with a look of sheer disappointment
b) Everyone laughs because of how terribly unfunny the joke was (not out of respect)
c) Someone immediately changes the subject to pretend like the Jay joke was never said
Me: Did they name Hearthstone Pizza after the game called Hearthstone?
Jay: H-hey d-dude... CS:GO Pizza Hut
Me: *Tilts head down in shame and whispers under breath* What a fucking Jay Joke