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MILF- Mother In Loving Faith. A wholesome Christian mom who lives in the suburbs and drives an SUV.
Susan is a MILF. She reads the Bible.
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Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.
Yup that’s it.
Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.
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Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'
Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?
Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.
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An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23
Damn! Those milfs are horny as hell!
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An inconspicuous replacement of the term "jail bait" meaning "minor I'd like to fuck."
Hermione Granger was a total MILF in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!
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