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(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.
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Referring to drugs
" I be in the kitchen cooking pie with my baby, yaaaaahhhhhh " - Fetty Wap trap queen
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As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.
Adam went for some of Caroline's home cooking after striking out at the bar last night.
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Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.
E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”
When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.
"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."
Jamie Cook is the guitarist of the british band Arctic Monkeys. His birthday is on 8 July 1985. He is married and has a child
Jamie Cook on the BROWN guitar
Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”
Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
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