"The solidity of the donkey relies purely on its ability to be salted." -Plato (circa 400BC)
Damn, her solid donkey has been un-salted for far too long, for sure ehh?
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1. When something is really awesome, used instead of saying that's "the shit".
2. Used when something is shitty.
1. Yo that pbj cap'n hot-dog is the Donkey's Potato!!!
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.
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An endeering term for the person you are currently sleeping with.
"Got to get home and see the old Hoe Donkey", or ร love you hoe donkey"
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When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.
That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.
A bitchy-ass flight attendant.
First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.
Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!