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To catch a friendly is to engage in a friendly physical dispute with someone. You might want to blow off some steam or expend some pent up frustration with a friend who has been bothering you, so you catch a friendly.
dude 1: "Bro you've been acting like a lil' punk lately. Somebody needs to put you in your place."
dude 2: "What, son?! You trnna' catch a friendly?!"
dude 1: "Damn right son, prepare yourself!"
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during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip
"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"
*barfff*
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A "friendly ghost" is when you hide your buddy in the closet, so that later that night when your girlfriend comes over and your fucking her doggy style on the bed you pull out and your friend hopp's in there! Now when he gets in there you walk to the side of the bed and take a picture with the flash on so she can see it, see you, and realize your not the one fucking her!
"Bro she was so surprised when she saw me last night, BEST FRIENDLY GHOST EVER!!
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A nigga that doesn't have boundaries with any female regardless if he wit somebody or not. A nigga that let's females spit game on him.
I can't fuck with a friendly ass nigga.
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Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
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He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Example:
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
This is a type of guy who can be loyal but for the most part sticks to sleeping around he’s just as sweet and kind as a boyfriend would be but still as horny as a fuckboy he is known to say phrases like “I love you” and “I’d marry you” often and always casually with no real meaning behind them
Friend 1: I think I like him should I go for it?
Friend 2: He’s kind of a Casper The Friendly Fuckboy but I think it’ll be fine.