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hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 17, 2023


slut in hiding

A girl who claims not to be a slut, but everyone already knows she is one anyways.

Guy - "I think I like Betty"
Girl - "You would, she's a slut in hiding"
Guy - "OH YEAAH"

by alanahfuckmehard786876876 November 11, 2008


hide and sleek

When playing hide and seek, the seeker asks the hider to go hide and then never looks for them.

He's playing hide and sleek with Cec, she's been hiding for 2 hours.

by Ashvill_2 January 21, 2017


Hide and Sneak

instead of being forthright and honest with their actions, these people think its easier to hide from you then sneak around to avoid reality.

Hey, I saw your girlfriend at the bar across town. I thought she said she was going to church tonight. She must be playing Hide and Sneak.

by knowconcept December 28, 2023


Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

by QuacksO January 19, 2017


hiding jock

To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.

Homie had drugs hiding jock.

by Olejb November 22, 2015


Hide Velcro

The name of a not so famous wwe wrestler. SOS Championship

Coming in at 200 pounds Hide Velcro

by vrettttt August 14, 2022