rugged muffin

An Alaskan "stud muffin", or a highly attractive male that spends most of his time outdoors hunting, fishing, backpacking, climbing or involved in other adventurous sporting activities.

"Look at that man with his camo deer hunting pants, flannel shirt and rabbit fur bomber hat! He's one rugged muffin!"

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Faze Rug

some cheap bastard that buys a lambo but has a shite ass pc

bro u bought a lambo and ur still getting like 2fps in minecraft, stop being a faze rug.

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Nut Rug

The section of carpet found at the foot of a bed in a seedy hotel. Most easily identified by disturbing stains, usually consisting of bodily fluids.

I thought I was going to throw up when I saw that nut rug in our hotel room. I wonder if they clean anything in this place.

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rug back

Somebody with a very hairy back, originates from the use of a sheep skin rug used on the back of a person to impersonate a person with a hairy back.

'Guess who i am'

(Picks up a rug and puts it on their back)

'Oh, thats james, he's such a rug back'

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Chugging the rug

While you're eating a girl out, you bite her pubes and rip them out, then proceed to put them in a cup and fill it with her breast milk, and then you force her to chug the delicious pube milk.

Dude, my girlfriend was chugging the rug last night.

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muddy rug

when you shit on a rug, smear it around, and fly on it like a magic carpet

Lets go pop a molly and hit up a muddy rug.

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Butt-rug

Someone with a hairy ass

"Man, his ass is hairy!"
"Yeah, he has a real butt-rug"

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