When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.
"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"
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telling you nonsense and pulling your leg, f-sag.
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.
1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
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When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
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At school, to get dress-coded about your skirt. Usually they make you change into the gym clothes or go home.
Mia had to change clothes because her skirt was too short.
Mia got skirted. (To get skirted)
a skirt but not for female of woman, a way for male to wear "skirt" but not in a gay or LGBTQ+++ way
I love This is totally not skirt, it make me not feeling gay or LGBT!