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To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.
Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.
Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.
male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.
Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!
A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.
Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
The act of males seaching for signifigant others of the opposite sex, to have consimate relations with for one night.
Me and the boys are going sport boneing tonight.
To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).
Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.
To get an erection
Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!