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To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.
Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
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The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.
Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!
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The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.
Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.
male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
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A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.
Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
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The act of males seaching for signifigant others of the opposite sex, to have consimate relations with for one night.
Me and the boys are going sport boneing tonight.
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To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).
Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.
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A sport in which somebody dies as a part of the game. Points are either scored by some bodies' death or there is a high chance of death by competitors. The concept originates from films like "Rollerball" (An awesome '70s film that had a god awful remake) and "Death Race 2000" (Another awesome '70s film with a god awful remake currently in development) Often associated with dystopian futures and fascist governments.
If reality television continues to get anymore exploitive, we'll be watching death sports on TV.
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