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n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds
I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.
Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.
A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.
She lost a shit-ton of weight.
Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.
More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.
This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.
Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.
Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!
A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.
I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.
The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.