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wallet wife

A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.

kid: "my mom just used my dad's money to get a nose job! she's such a wallet wife!"

by luluurubu November 7, 2008


Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020


pipeline wife

A woman who is married to someone who works on the pipeline. Most of the time they can be found in their natural habitat of their home or their recreational vehicle They are either taking care of kids or harassing people on the internet. Some are even talented enough to do both.

Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.

Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.

A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.

That Pipeline wife sits on her big booty all day eating bon bons and judging others she knows nothing about.

by Oldschoolpipeliner July 26, 2019


Kitchen Wife

A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.

However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.

WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN WIFE TONY?
James is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station Chef

by Paco Psinglesias June 20, 2010


the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.

After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !

by fuzzytree443 June 9, 2021


Corndog Wife

When a wife is good on the outside, but also good on the inside.

You mean she's pretty AND she volunteers at a children's hospital? Wow, Raymond landed himself a real corndog wife.

by Shamzmam August 31, 2017


Mexico Wife

A woman who gets married in Mexico (or another country) where it’s not legally binding in the United States.

She insisted on getting married so he made her a Mexico Wife so she couldn’t later divorce him and take his cash.

by Juan_Carlito May 11, 2021