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an offspeed pitch in baseball; a change up
After throwing a few fastballs, Felix struck out Ramirez with a change piece.
He didn't see the change piece coming!
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When you have copious amounts of loose change in your trouser pockets after being out drinking at pubs, clubs, etc.
Also, this is often a way of telling if someone has been out on the piss.
"Out at the weekend?"
"Aye, was pished. Should see the amount of f**king arse change i've got!!"
Or
Person1: "Out at the weekend?"
Person2: "Naaah, quiet one eh"
*Takes out copious amounts of change to pay for something*
Person1: "AWAY AND TALK PISH! Your pockets are hoachin' with arse change!"
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When Chang goes "ERRMMMM!!!!! WRRRHHHMMM!!!! ERRRRMMMMMM!!!!" often followed by closed fist pounding of the lap.
Person A: Dude, would you quit coughing so hard, or are you trying to clear your throat?
Chang: No. I just have a small case of Chang Disorder.
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post 9/11, when Americans started to realise the truth, the truth that they have been screwed in the ass so badly that they have became blind, that now the powers that be take huge advantage of this by starting oil wars, spreading fear and raging hate.
Not this time.
America has had enough-its now time to show your patriotism, not by sitting and leaving it to the fat cats in the house, but by making a change ourselfs, by not putting up with it any longer.
I have nothing against the American people, theyre just like the rest of us-fragile.
But i will not stand for a government that pushes others about, ignore the UN, and be's a complete C***.
Bush thought he could swing this war, that by the time hes out of power nobody would know a thing.
Not so. More secrets are found every day, more people are knowing, caring.
Keep it that way.
Show your true colours America. Show us youre not anti-immigrant, religous madmen, unthinking robots who are commanded, not led. Show you dont care what sexual diversity people have, taht all men should be treated equally and that you do love your planet. Dont be ruled by people less intelligent than you, like Bush the 2nd.
The mind is the greatest thing ever given to us. Use it well.
Patriotism is a sign of a weakening government, on its last knees and using its last tactics to win its battle.
We are winning. We will win. We must.
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To have sex after a long period of absentience.
Ashanti finally had his oil change after 2 months of being single.
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A collection of money made up of coins and a few crumpled notes.
Mate owed me £20 and he paid me in hairy change, man.
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Changed the game is a furry piece of trash. It makes you get hard which feels good but now you are classified as a furry!
it also gives you a furry fetish which wears off. its about a lab you're in and theres goo that turns you into a furry and apparently the character loves it which hurts to see
guy who got a fetish: help please i have a fetish do not search changed the game all transfurmations
guy who doesnt believe it: ok i will
guy who got a fetish: no please!!!!
guy who does now believe it: help me please i am dying
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