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Amish twins

Two children, with the same parents, born on the same day of different years.

Tobias : Who’s birthday is first? Yours or your brother’s?
Ezekiel : My brother and I are Amish twins. We were both born on April 17th.

by Pappy J.P. October 26, 2020


Amish Pubicle

The Amish hair that's longer than leg hair but shorter than their head hair. Both adults Amish genders get them. These pubicles are those of the Amish.

Olivia:amish pubicle.
Chloe:lol pubicle.
Olivia:lol
Chloe:lol

by Eatmyamishpubicle December 28, 2021


Amish Buggy

A man kneels down on a furniture dolly while his partner is on their hands and knees in front of him, while biting on a rope that is held by the man behind. The partner in front then pulls the man on the dolly around while getting penetrated by the one on the dolly. A beard and hat is optional on either party.

Patrick was so tired when he got home from working the fields that he had Carla prepare the Amish Buggy and give him a ride around the house.

by emmerichstrausse June 7, 2013


Amish Gamer

A gamer who for some god damn reason worships old games and consoles and seems to not like improvement in gaming. (Applies to genwunners in pokemon and anyone who wants to look special in world of warcraft)

Person a: yeah all this new console crap is bad, like HD graphics, new ways to design gameplay, multi player without some buggy link cable, all around evolution of anything is bad.
person b: ah classic Amish gamer

by eskimoOFhatred January 8, 2015


Amish powerknob

Is achieved by pulling the long side hairs of your victim thru the side belt loops of your unbuttoned 501's ,your Willie should be out ,now grasping aforementioned side locks you tug to and fro while daryll has your aforementioned Willie in his job resulting hopefully in a satisfactory blowie

Daryll gave me the best Amish powerknob ever

by Daddy gary March 29, 2023


amish chin fluff

something a kid calls his facial hair because he's a weenie that can't grow a beard

"check out this amish chin fluff"

by 141154145170 January 29, 2018


Amish Cabbage

A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.

I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.

by Slacker13013 May 26, 2024