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when you get a hand job with a sandy palm that grinds your shaft
i gave myself an arabian hand job at the beach this afternoon
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Teacher: join the kahoot. you never do.
Arabian: no thanks. making sandwich. lunch box ticking is normal.
Teacher: ok, join when you get a chance.
Arabian: that won't happen ever for me.
Teacher: big boom arabian. am i right
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An animal created by an 8th grade guy playing scrabble.
8th Grade Guy: Dude! Look at that Arabian Cheetah Horse!
Arabian Cheetah Horse: MALASRAAAA!!!!!
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During the 69 position (girl on top), the mustache of the man irritates the girls nether regions and she proceeds to queef in his mouth.
"Dude, last night I was hooking up with Marsha and she did an Arabian Carpet Ride all up in my grill"
"Did you like it"
"Kinda"
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A pair of eye goggles that were given to thy Mayans for luck; A motha' fuckin' suhweeet pair of goggles that make you an official P-I-M-P.
"...and thy arabian eye goggles were given to thy one."- The New Testament-Pussy Galore 2:69
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wanking till you nearly cum, keeping the cum inside till it rots. Go to your lady friend and nut her in the mouth, when she vomits over the disgusting smell and tase follow through by pissing in her mouth and in all the stench and disgust, turn her on her stomach and suck out her shit.
cop: so what happened last night
stripper: he got to excited and gave me a extreme arabian jellyfish.
cop: D:
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When a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth.
"Look, Alan's passed out, I'm gonna give that cougar tooth an Arabian sand storm with goggles."
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