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Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese

"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"

by Topher Down March 28, 2009

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arse curtains

Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.

"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"

by Whippet August 6, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse bandit

A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.

"josh c is an arse bandit"

by some_guy March 29, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse marrow

A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.

1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!

by PJ January 1, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


chefs arse

The unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the arse sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.

Chef Tony was such a ratty old bastard because he had a bad case of chefs arse.

by Botty Bot Bot September 22, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arse nuts

The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.

"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse fez

A word used frequently in the flash cartoon "weebl and bob".
Literally means "ah shit".

Weebl:I spy with my sexy eye, something beginning with "S"
Bob: Is it "sign"?
Weebl(thinking):Arse fez!

by madmike 2011 May 18, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž