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Someone who must have the newest stuff right now!
Ed is a Technology nut because he just got a new PC last year but now he want a new one this year because it's better!
Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
A cum shot that flies with extraordinary speed and distance traveled.
Dude! Did you see that pornstar do a charged nut?
Yea dude, it flew so far.
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sack being glued to inner thigh on a hot summers day requiring an individual to peel the sack away
these jeans are giving me some serious nut stick
Ejaculating into a female and then passing gas into the vagina to gas out all of the sperm.
Her: “don’t forget I’m not on birth control”
Him: “NAZI NUT”
When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.
Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.