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Boy:Will you got out with me
Bobette:No Tod
Boy:It’s ask out your crush day
Just a day when you go ask a girl out...
M: Hey it’s national ask a girl out dayyyy
T: Ok boomer
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A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.
Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!
Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.
Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"
Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
December 12 time to ask your crush out day
Hey Tom did you know it was ask your crush out day
No
It’s the day when You have to ask out your crush
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Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.
Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.
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On April 12 ask out your crush and see if they like you to. Don’t be a pussy just do it you might actually finally get a girlfriend/boyfriend
Today’s national ask out your crush day
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