My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

Pookie ate slay

A combination of a bunch of different tiktok words which add up to like spectacular

That is so pookie ate slayyyyy 💅

you thought you ate

when someone says or does something with confidence and pride as if they did a good job, when in reality they did less than mediocre.

bitch i will beat you tf up

girl stfu you thought you ate

ateli

a dumb bitch

Oh my gosh that hoe ateli is such a dumb bitch

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

I ate a feet

h

I ate a feet

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."