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Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 10, 2015


ill-baked

Poorly formulated.

The senate should modify its ill-baked policies.

by iam_wealthyman February 15, 2020


Baking Bones

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.

Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.

by Shakazalabas September 2, 2021


Finger Baking

Finger baking is a lot like finger banging but instead of "banging" your fingers in the vagina you "bake" them. The longer you can bake a finger the better, and the more fingers you can bake the better. Leaving 1 or more fingers in the vagina for an extended period of time constitutes the "baking". He who bakes the longest wins!

Dude! I was finger baking my old lady for 47 minutes last night. She loved it!

by Boomsmash June 7, 2015


dream-bake

your ideal high

man, my dream-bake when I smoke weed is when i can feel feel all fuzzy and trippy, but not freak out!

by Pinsang January 11, 2011


Bake Box

Smoking alot in a small enclosed area, such as a room or car, and letting the smoke just sit there.

Bro Steven is passed out, lets turn his car into a bake box!

by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009


Binge Bake

When an individual or group of individuals continuously smoke marijuana to achieve elevated levels of highness and longer lasting effects relative to the particular strain(s) smoked. With sativa strains, binge baking can be a fun thing to do before theme parks, before and during concerts, and for creative activities such as writing music. With indica dominant strains it can be useful when trying to go to sleep and also for medicinal properties suck as nausea and pain relief (although you probably will want to eat a lot).

Kyle:"Dude, let's binge bake some joints like we did that one time at the RHCP concert"

Dave:"Fuck yeah man, that was awesome"

by Captain Shoes April 30, 2014