barred out

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

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Titty Bar

Southern/Texas version of a Strip Club

Sir, you have a malignant tumor...Hell, we'll take ya to a titty bar!

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Dive Bar

Home.

I tried to take my date somewhere nice, and that's when I realized I only know dive bars.

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Titty Bar

An establishment where southern men go to enjoy the sight of Titties. Also known as a Strip Club or in many cases a home away from home.

WOO HOO I'm wasted! Let's go to the titty bar! or Oh Shit! I left my wallet at the titty bar! or I met my wife at a titty bar. or My daughter works at a titty bar. or Heh, Heh, Heh, Titty Bar.

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peeler bars

aka a strip club
aka a club where people strip for money
aka a bar you dont tell you wife you were just at

"Hey man lets go down and cheak out the peeler bars around here"

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Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

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Bar Keno

A variation of Keno in which you bet no money with the state, but with the patrons at the bar. Instead of picking your numbers and watching them pop up, you get a group of people, and everyone picks one number. Pick how much each will bet ($1 a game, $5 a game, ect, sometimes fun to start off with a big bet then change to a smaller one). Write down everyone's name, and the number they pick next to it (nobody can have same number). Wait until the next game. If nobody's number comes up, everyone puts more money in, if more than one person gets their number, everyone puts more money in. You keep playing each round until one and ONLY ONE person's number comes up. You may change your number before the start of any round as long as announced and written down. A great way to make some money (or lose some, but hey-atleast it is goin to your buddy and not the state...maybe he'll buy you a beer!)

Damn I keep losing at keno...
Well Lets play some bar keno, atleast you'll just be losing your money to me!

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