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Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.
maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it
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Southern/Texas version of a Strip Club
Sir, you have a malignant tumor...Hell, we'll take ya to a titty bar!
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Home.
I tried to take my date somewhere nice, and that's when I realized I only know dive bars.
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An establishment where southern men go to enjoy the sight of Titties. Also known as a Strip Club or in many cases a home away from home.
WOO HOO I'm wasted! Let's go to the titty bar! or Oh Shit! I left my wallet at the titty bar! or I met my wife at a titty bar. or My daughter works at a titty bar. or Heh, Heh, Heh, Titty Bar.
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To bring at least 5,000 of your closest friends to a specific bar at a specific time on a specific night to come as close as possible to filling the bar completely with people we all know. The people that attend are called bar bombers!
OMG! That Bar Bombing party last night was the bomb! I can't wait for the next Bar Bombing party! I know soooo many new people now! Fo sho!
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Trolling a bar.
Searching a bar for somebody to hit on or buy a drink for.
Usually done by self-obsessed or desperate men preying upon younger women or other men, depending on sexual orientation.
Bar Troller: "Hey baby, -insert cheesy pick-up line here-, let me buy you a drink."
Bar Troller 1: Hey dude, it's Saturday night. We need some play, let's go bar trolling.
Bar Troller 2: Sounds good to me, I could use some booty.
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A variation of Keno in which you bet no money with the state, but with the patrons at the bar. Instead of picking your numbers and watching them pop up, you get a group of people, and everyone picks one number. Pick how much each will bet ($1 a game, $5 a game, ect, sometimes fun to start off with a big bet then change to a smaller one). Write down everyone's name, and the number they pick next to it (nobody can have same number). Wait until the next game. If nobody's number comes up, everyone puts more money in, if more than one person gets their number, everyone puts more money in. You keep playing each round until one and ONLY ONE person's number comes up. You may change your number before the start of any round as long as announced and written down. A great way to make some money (or lose some, but hey-atleast it is goin to your buddy and not the state...maybe he'll buy you a beer!)
Damn I keep losing at keno...
Well Lets play some bar keno, atleast you'll just be losing your money to me!
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