A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.
Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!
1. A Dude that beats his cock dry.
βDude we ran out of lotion I guess were going to have to be bare hand barbarianaβ
To bare your bum (or flip a moonie) to a passerby and give it a jiggle whilst you are at it
Dammit, I had to stop Al from doing the bare butt boogie at all those chinese tourists yesterday
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The release of anal gas, the culprit having his/her pants (and underwear) far enough down so that the methane gas avoids contact with his/her attire. This method will prevent underwear "stink", and the lack of a barrier between anus and ambience will cause the fragrance to spread quicker and with richer concentration.
Person A: "Did someone shit their pants?"
Person B: (Giddy laughter)
Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"
Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."
Person A: "Damn you, Person B."
Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."
Person D: "You disgust me."
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A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.
Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!
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Reveal one's most private thoughts and feelings.
Why should I bare my soul, so you can use my soul against me?
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That one lad who always goes bare back no matter what he's hanging out of.
Yo! Catalin man, you are the bare back king!
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