A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid
God, I just did a spongy bark
I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two
Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.
"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."
too much teeth used while giving a bj
"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...