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Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023


Spongy bark

When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid

God, I just did a spongy bark

by spongy-bark December 7, 2022


ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015


Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.

As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.

by AussieDr88 November 2, 2010


barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

by June 8, 2021


Dog barking

The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.

"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."

by Papasquat420 May 2, 2019


Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009