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when one team beats the nothing out of another team so bad that its really friggin embarassing and everyone laughs at them.
Man you shoulda seen the game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Cowboys got romped nasty! It was a barn burner like no other!
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The perfect reaction for a girl to send when a guy hits her up for nudes and she doesn't want to send and doesn't have the patience for him tonight.
Guy: Dude I hit Marissa up last night for pics
Other Guy: Oh shit dude did she send?
Guy: Na, she darn barned me
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An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.
See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones
Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?
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Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
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Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.
During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"
Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.
Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)
A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.
James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.
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