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The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'
It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.
Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!
Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?
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"touching of other peoples private areas"
Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.
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having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.
I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker
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Nineteenth base is when you bite someone's balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching the TA's areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you're a naughty boy.
Wow, this morning I got to nineteenth base with my professor! Everyone loved it!
Living your life with purpose. Using art as your escape from the world
This based lifestyle has me really living
To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.
"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote
The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.
Helen- Where is Nathen?
Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.
Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago
Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house