Cocky Bastard

A person who thinks they're all that , ( mostly in boys ) think they're the best at everything, and thinks they look soooo good ( when they don't ).

Girl: " Dre is such a cocky bastard. "
Friend: " IKR ! He's not even that cute, way too confident. No wonder he can't get a girl. "

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Bastard Tart

1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry

Christ Alyssa is a Bastard Tart.

Shut the gay up...BASTARD TART!

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hairy bastard

A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.

My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.

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dirty bastard

is a filthy no good for nothing asshole who leaches off everyone he can and probably still lives with his parents.

You get your ass out of here you dirty bastard.

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like a bastard

massachusettes term for an excess of something

Its raining like a bastard
I banged your mom like a bastard.She was STANK BUDDAH.

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litigious bastards

See SCO.

The Litigious Bastards are now claiming that OSS violates the constitution.

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fat bastard

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

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