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VERB- Italian bath: the act of spraying oneself with cologne instead of actually taking a bath or showering, because you have foul body odor.
Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.
When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.
guidos are famous for taking italian baths.
Bro: "bro there's no way you're gonna have time to take a shower before we hit the clubs"
guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"
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Instead of actually getting a wash, you give your face a quick rub with a baby wipe
I didnt have enough time to get changed or washed before I had to sign on, so I had a Birkenhead bath
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A chemical that has become a very powerful drug. Also, found in the stomach of most zombies. Ever since the government created it to eradicate the homosexual community, it has caused nothing but media panic within the Country of the U.S.A. Much is not known of this drug, although it is known that the zombie apocalypse that has left millions dead has been caused from this drug.
Symptoms may include:
Pumpkin Raping.
Eating Penises.
Eating Bills vetoed by the 17th president Andrew Johnson.
On rare occasion, people have been noted to eat faces.
"Hey, what would be a great way to eradicate life on earth as we know it?"
"Fuck man, i don't know. Like bath salt?"
"Haha your a dumbass man, no one can get fucked up by that!"
"Challenge excepted."
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The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?
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Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face
"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"
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An elaborate sexual maneuver requiring preparation. One taps open bags of glitter or confetti to the tops of the blades of a standard ceiling fan. Then, while having sex, one turns on the fan. Thus releasing a shower of festive sparkling glitter on the entire act. (Made better if done after shooting your load on some part of your partner so that the glitter of confetti sticks to them.)
"Man Last night Tom gave Barbie a Glitter Bath. It was beautiful. Just like watching the Titanic."
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a soft pillow which is placed around the neck to keep you comfortable in the bath...also used by annie to masturbate
hey i heard annie fucked a bath pillow!!
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