Def 1: What guys who have never been laid call their cum.
Def 2: A sad, pathetic way to say "jizz".
"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.
When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.
Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...
Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.
It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
“Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka”
Pull up one someone with your fist up ready to fight
I pulled up on that pussy batters up!
When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
Can we try Battered Butthole