sorry about that time

1. A sarcastic apology. Used to rub salt in someone's wound.

2. An apology with attitude.

Guy: I thought we were having sex tonight.
Girl: Yah, no. Sorry about that time.

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im about to come

A reaction to seeing something really cool!

Cameron sees Johns easter project, "IM ABOUT TO COME"

i’m sweaty about that

Invented by Lin-Manuel Miranda’s child, meaning “I don’t want to do that”

Hey, do you wanna go out tonight?
Nah, i’m sweaty about that

alice about house

A maid of all work; slang term for housemaid, possibly of Australian origin

Don't sweep up, we've an alice about house. Let me ring for her.

fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.

Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.

i'll think about it

what it means: NO.

used by people who dont want to say no to someone's face.

Ex. 1
john: can i have a raise?
boss: i'll think about it.

john: we all know what that means....

Ex 2.

dude 1: Wanna catch a movie
dude 2: ill think about it
dude 1: k.

Ex 3.

girl: Hey mom? Can I go catch a R movie with my friends at midnight?
mom: *sigh. I'll think about it.

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Dick About To Explode

Daniel Friendman

Don't touch him, he might jizz at any moment

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