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Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga
Beaver Walrus
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a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)
OR
a failed attempt at getting some.
Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.
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While doing your women from behind, you pull her arms out from under her resulting in her face smashing the floor or bed.
The reason my girl has a lump on her head is because I gave her a screaming beaver the last night.
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1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.
We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver
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going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth
I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.
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Beaver fever also known as (giardia) is a bactiria that is tranfered from one water sorce to another mostly by beavers since they live in the water. It is caused from infected fecal matter near water that has not properly been disposed of. This can cause animals and humans to vomit and give them diarya if not treated and could lead to death of dehydration.
Doc I got the beaver fever and I'm shiting my brains out.
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An invasive species that was first discovered in New Zealand in the March of 2018.
They cause obnoxiousness and destruction wherever they go. They inhabited Wellington, migrated to the south island of New Zealand, popped up in the Tongariro National Park, and have now settled in Auckland.
There are at least 7 skanky beavers now located in Auckland, it is unknown how long they live for. Their breeding habits are not known. It is also unknown if they are dangerous or not. What is known about them is that they are extremely skanky, they should be approached with caution...
"Wow did you see those skanky beavers doing the Harlem Shake on the ferry through Marlborough Sounds?" - Man who saw skanky beavers.
"Yeah, pretty skanky..." - Woman replying to question
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