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A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.
"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."
When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.
I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!
A person who speaks in a low and poorly articulated voice when sleepy or recently awoken, so that you have to constantly ask them to repeat themselves. Especially refers to people whom you're lying in bed with.
you: So we should do this again sometime babe.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.
You a couple that don’t do shit outside the bed.
Y’all snuggle n fuck like bunnies
“Yo you think Andy and Lilly are coming out tonight?”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies”
Beds without the bed frame, straight on the dirty floor. Typically used by snakes and people with low income (Broke Mfs).
Damn nigga, you got the prison bed and you talking shit???!!!
A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.
Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.
Sex in bed or a creeper in yo house hooking up with you
wanna do the AmongUs in bed later jenny