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The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."
Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
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A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
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"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris
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the chinese cannot be stopped
I still remember my first time seeing ''Your village has been raided by 某个中国人''.
it was truly a beautiful moment.
I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.
I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps*
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Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
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A phrase (often negative) that describes the speaker but said speaker does not want to be associated with and so they try to obfuscate it by calling their opponents alarmists.
9/10 times, the person using this statement fits the description to the letter.
Fascism is a phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning. Anyway, let's talk about the Jewish Question.
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