bent moon

(astronomy) a crescent moon 🌙 🌘 , either waxing or waning
2. A moon associated with Bart Simpson

Oh look dear! It's a bent moon!

Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

Bents Boy

such a fucking idiots, is a pedo also

Bents Boy is such a pedo

Functionally Bent

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

bent press

Have a idea; eye on pressing curve body type

“Damn I can bent press any day of week”

bent over

the phrase i want you to bend me over or i want to be bent over can most easily be described as wanting to be fucked more specifically in the ass or get it from the back and preferably over something like a counter,couch,bench etc.

i’m getting bent over tonight

or

can someone bend me over
or
i’m gonna bend you over

bent learnt

Should of already learned.

Like someone telling you SPECIFICALLLY WHAT TOO DO 4 YRS & THAT PERSON ACTS LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TOO DO SHOULD OF BENT LEARNT.!.