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Another term used for vagina. Can be used when talking about sex and religion.
Did you hear about the local pastor's sex scandal?
No, what.
I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.
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Person who uses the Bible to attack other via Facebook, Twitter and other social media outlets.
Typically, this person has no life of their own and they try to live out their lives by perceiving their god-given right to tell everyone else how they can improve their lives, while completely ignoring or being ignorant of their own place in their own self-created universe (typically of self-isolation and lack of committment). This person is notoriously unreliable and ready to attack anyone that does not agree with them on level (not just via the bible thump).
The bible thumper bigot used their Bible verse of the book of Morons 3: 1-167, 172, 178 to explain that they are never wrong.
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something you might need after looking at porn
Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.
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A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:
OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?
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A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:
Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.
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When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.
You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!
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A book that offends snowflakes and gay people, showing them they will rot in hell
The Bible is the only way to salvation and eternal life
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