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Slang for contraception
That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.
Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish
Allan: Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish
Ron: dude wtf is that the empress bulblax birth copypasta?
Taking a massive shit. Dropping a log. Splitting ya sphinkter. Laying a tird
This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".
give birth in a tub of your partners shit
wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!
Your mother aka thomas's dumb ass
Joe: Ur mum gay
Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY
Making your own intelligent decisions
Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby