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A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.
Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"
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Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.
"Hey, where's Jack?"
"Probably off somewhere with his new blanket friend."
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when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
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A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
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Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
Give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!
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Whilst two people are engaging in doggie-style sexual intercourse, the person behind vomits all over the other person's back.
Man, I was so tore up last night, I gave that hot Bengals cheerleader a Hoboken Blanket.
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A PERSON THAT ONLY HAS ONE BALL
I WOULD HIT A EGG IN A BLANKET
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