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When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.
Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus
I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!
A Great granny blaster is a young man who is groomed with beer and pies. This leads to the great granny wanking you off while you finger blast her dusty old snatch.
“Lee I’m going to see unice” Dion don’t do it your such a Great Granny Blaster.
When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
a homie who has really stinky farts and gags everyone.
dude gross! That guys is a mega egg blaster!
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when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.
Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!
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A cigarette that is asked for. A bummed cigarette or cigar.
When bumming a cigarette, the sentence would be, "Say can I have a 'Slag Blaster?'" It just describes the experience for people who do not need to be smoking in the first pace.
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a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place
he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.
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