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The act, practice, or habit of performing or participating in a blumpkin in space.
True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.
The act of jerking off while taking a crap.
“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”
Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.
Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.
After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.
Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!
When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting
I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.