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In the doggy style position ...when a woman yells at you during the act of sex that you are a pussy and that is all you got!!!! You proceed to take a unopened beer(corona works the best) jam in in her ass, slam it down and rotate it clockwise. Step back, grab you clothes and give her the PEACE sign after you tap you chest and say PEACe OUT. you leave her trembling there naked on all fours trying to get it out. When she does the beer will opened for her enjoyment
After she yelled at Tony to be a man during sex, Tony proceeded to use the bottle opener and left for the night
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The act of giving a girl anal then pull out and blowing over it so it sounds like when you blow over a bottle (works when the ridge of the asshole is wet)
Last night i gave a girl a Butthole Bottle
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an offensive term for an alcoholic, whether it's a current alcoholic or a recovering one.
it's okay, even if you are going to be seen as weak by others in society, to be a bottle addict and bravely ask for the help you deserve
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A person of African-American descent who drinks alcohol from a bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag, usually on a curb during working hours.
"Did you see that bottle nigger in front of the KFC on St. Imes Drive?"
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The uncomfortable burning sensation you get after spending approximately 3 hours trying to shove your dick in a shampoo bottle. It usually leaves your dick looking rather like an eggplant.
The shampoo looked so enticing, but the bottle burn lasted 5 days.
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A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.
She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.
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A penis of impressive girth, resembling the dimensions of a UK pint bottle of milk.
Has great potential for destruction or ruination of the recieving partner.
Ann: Why Billie you are walking a little strange today!
Billie: Yeh, that guy i took home last night was a real milk bottle, i just couldnt face seconds this morning.
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