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When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.
Bullshit writing:
In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.
when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
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The method by which useless crap makes its way into your job, life, etc...
"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."
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the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".
ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."
"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."
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A term used when on the verge of loosing your shit.
Mr Ballsack: Your homework is due tomorrow
Me: THATS WHAT I CALL MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT
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-noun
1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.
I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.
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When something is so outrageously bullshit it's like the anime baki.
Friend:"I can produce lightning from my palms because I'm standing on carpet" *produces lightning from palms*
Me:that's some baki bullshit.
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