Rural Dictionary

bum dialed

the act of calling someone while your blackberry is in your back pocket.

sorry i called so early, I bum dialed you, i forgot to put my keygaurd on

by jlenny October 9, 2009

bum flakes

a public place where there is some fluff or dry skin. Mainly on seats or toilets.

Did you see the crusty bum flakes on the seat

by Johnm22.11 June 21, 2019

The act practiced by squaddies in the presence of a camera & an unaware victim.

Victim is usually busy manning a phone or working on equipment, camera is filming said victim (either knowingly or non), victim is approached by the "air bummer", "air bummer" begins simulating sex motions without touching or alerting the victim that they are being "air bummed", hilarity ensues, victim humiliated, video is usually posted on the internet.

In extreme cases the "air bummer" will be joined by multiple wingmen and all will start bumming each other, sometimes forming a "bumming train".

Best air bumming examples are found on well known video websites.

by thegreendeath July 23, 2009

Bum Sniffer

That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.

Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 9, 2008

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