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A common slang meaning you have to go to the bathroom and crap.
Man, my stomach hurts, I gotta go to the bathroom.
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a humorous all-purpose interjection used after someone makes a curious statement. intended to bring smiles to all persons in the immediate vicinity. heard frequently in the mid-eighties in and around smegwaukee.
charley: hey, that guy looks like renee zellweger, except that she's a girl and he's not
harley: YER WHAT HURTS?
don: man, i'd better get a move on, i've got a big exam tomorrow.
john: yer what hurts?
don: oh shut up, dickless moron!!
john: wow, that hurts, man. *sobs quietly*
don: YER WHAT HURTS?
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What whats-her-face says when she tries to pose with a possum on her leg.
possssummmmssss
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When your stomach hurts, but you say tummy instead of stomach for some strange reason.
Mommiiiii my tummy hurts. I need foood.
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A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".
"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"
(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"
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when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style
wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass
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Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.
"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"
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